The Return of God Emperor Unleashed
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Some time after the walls of Soyllria had fallen
And the whimpers of Laochra has ceased
Goblin: "THE FIGHT IS OVER"
Half a Second After
It Falls Next to a Statue of Chill
A Meteor Burst Erupts from the Sky
Tunder: "What is this madness??"
Things are Moving Slowly and Tunder gazes into It
Light begins to Pour out of the Meteor
epic music from Bridge to Tarabithia movie plays in the background
A large White hand emerges from the Mist
God Emperor Unleashed
Returns from the Heavens by which he Was Slain to
He Pulls the Skulls of BoyWind and Acquiesce from his Back Pocket
Everything goes Silent
The sound of Silence deafens the Moment
"I've finally done it I have defeated Soyllria"
They yapped about Their Soy Trophy
They Laughed about Banning the God himself
They Mocked his pets
But they Weren't laughing Now
Because they Could not Laugh
Because I took Their SouLs
"There He Is
There is Our Hero
Unleashed Has Returned"
And the whimpers of Laochra has ceased
Goblin: "THE FIGHT IS OVER"
Half a Second After
It Falls Next to a Statue of Chill
A Meteor Burst Erupts from the Sky
Tunder: "What is this madness??"
Things are Moving Slowly and Tunder gazes into It
Light begins to Pour out of the Meteor
epic music from Bridge to Tarabithia movie plays in the background
A large White hand emerges from the Mist
God Emperor Unleashed
Returns from the Heavens by which he Was Slain to
He Pulls the Skulls of BoyWind and Acquiesce from his Back Pocket
Everything goes Silent
The sound of Silence deafens the Moment
"I've finally done it I have defeated Soyllria"
They yapped about Their Soy Trophy
They Laughed about Banning the God himself
They Mocked his pets
But they Weren't laughing Now
Because they Could not Laugh
Because I took Their SouLs
"There He Is
There is Our Hero
Unleashed Has Returned"
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Do you remember that old joke I said before? Unleashed, Laochra, and Boywind, walk into a bar Nevermind, there is no Laochra 
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Unleassher החשבון נמחק  Cute Asian Girl Asy: Is online Average AW Soyllenial : Hell ye, I'm so "alpha" this girl gonna fall on her kneez 4 me Also Average AW Soyllenial: Asy can we get a pic of your perky butt, we've been asking for a year now Unleashed: Is Online Cute Asian Girl Asy: X and Y and Z and F#@k you Unleashed, hehe Tunder made me say that to you, jk Unleashed: Listen princess, I don't give a fuck how many worshippers you have. Nobody talks to me like that. Cute Asian Girl Asy: *quiet* Also Cute Asian Girl Asy: *Sends unsolicited nudes* Unleashed. The original "Alpha" 
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There was a draft coming in through the walls, Blood and dust were draped throughout the halls. Murmurs and echos resonated behind the curtains, Within a pocket dimension, heaving without solace and reason. They spoke of an era where clocks did not tell time and light did not resonate, They spoke of an era where men did not bow and so too not procrastinate. Torn asunder by weakness, cynicism, and sloth, The old men ran to their holes and bespoke an oath: "We pledge unto our brothers in death and in courtesy the shelter of camaraderie; A pledge unto just cause and of community, viability, and the freedom of joy". Their echoes silenced with time and space, Their envy etched upon the world without hate. So too does a man lie when bespoke in an ill manner, Does his kin reconcile their differences and band together. Graves do not stop the progression of time, and neither will the Keepers.
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Beaut girl: Are we really leaving this place forever? Like, forever forever, like? Me: Shut up. Watch. 
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The Illyrians are all dead: khal, Aqui, lord pontEZ, Lynchski, chill, all 2014. THAT was Illyria. These were the people CWing vs us, when I was in Mortal Kombat. The rest of them, I have no idea who the fuck they are. They are not Illyrian. They are Soyllrian.
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nah Soyer is a shitty name I prefer Froyer
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We don't care what you prefer Soyer
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I'll tell you an Unleashed secret More girls you swoop The heavier you can lift Now in the other thread I advised people To stop eating soy on here and get on with real life This sent a Panic thru the mod population 
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When did AW go downhill? When everyone stopped eating Meat And started eating Soy instead AtWar-Game? More like SoyWar-Game Drop the soy and Eat like a Predator 
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NewWorldEmpires at war? More like NewSoyEmpires at war Have to be careful around these soyllenials.
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Unleashed Mania Elevated or Irritable Mood Superhuman Strength Invicibility Euphoria to Delirium Short attention span Racing Thoughts Increased Goal-Oriented Activities Agitation Zero Soy consumption Soyllenial: oMg U nEeD aNg3R mAnAgEm3nT cLasSes Soyllenial: aNd U nEed t0 rEsPeKt wymen and soyboys morE Also Soyllenial: eats soy and starts playing NWE It is diabolical what soy has done to these "guys"
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Me: ...and that is how AW died. Beaut girl: Wow! Like, That is like, a long story and a bit sad. But like, can you make me forget it now and stuff??? Me: Close your eyes. Listen. 
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The reason why these Soyllerians Lose so much when they play AW even against rusty players Is because they play wearing skinny tight jeans And eat a lot of soy while they're at it Cuts the blood flow to their already soyfied brain Then they wanna talk to you as if they had any wisdom or life advice they could give you This is it. I have had it with these damn soyllenials on this damn planet Fire up Main Thrusters 
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---- If a game is around long enough, people will find the most efficient way to play it and start playing it like robots
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true story, happened today Beaut Asylan: *hosts scenario* Unleashed: *picks* Soyllenials: kick him omg kick him kick Unleashed, he is r3, omg host u retarded?!?!?!?! Beaut Asylan: I can't kick him That, is something money cannot buy That, my friends, is the power of Not eating soy. If it was a soyllerian he'd be kicked asap. Women succumb to peer pressure fast. But only when it comes to soyboys Here's a painting of Beaut Asylan 
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AtWar Would Go Back to Being Amazing if 1. First offenders (first to insult) receives 30 day bans everytime he does it, no warnings (cuts insults down to 0, FEAR). Insulting back allowed, if you have proof. Logs checked. PermaBan if caught lying. 2. NWE Outlawed, Mapmaker fixed 3. People would Start Punching Soyllenials everywhere they find them And That's All it would Take. My Village by The Sea has Two of Three. Thanks to Me. Let me know when you implement all that. Until then, I'll be doing what I do best Beautiful girl: But what is it that you do best?? Me: Shut up. Watch. 
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That feeling when you're a Soyllerian And you hate Unleashed, but you secretly fantasize a girl did this for you 
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don't spread my selfies around 
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Parts of this thread are fine... a few parts aren't. Locked until the reported content is cleaned up and approved. ♥
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