[SHORT STORY] How fat noob Mauzer became pro?

Thanks to Eagle, his clanmate, who went into depression because they've lost a season to Illyria, due to Mauzer's bad cws. Or better say full noob cws where Mauzer would be dead already in 3rd turn. Whatsmore, Mauzer very often knew to fail his enemy capital and attack his clanmates.

Eagle was thinking and thinking what to do, like a professor Baltazar and finally he got the idea.
Since Mauzer is fat as hell, heavy as a truck and likes to eat shit, Eagle tried his proggramming skills.

Somehow he managed to break into Mauzer's account and replaced standard capital city icons with another icons which would show his fatass clanmate where to go, which capital to conquer. So, each CW, Eagle is replacing his clanmate capitals with vegetables and his enemy's capitals with yummy food that Mauzer likes the most.

Since then, every CW is won not by whole Mortal Kombat, but by Mauzer himself. He manage to triple kill his enemies, just because his greedy gizzard wants yummy food now and immediately.

Good friend Eagle has shown him the way....... And good luck to our fattest community member in further CWs ♥
The next season is in MK's hands!!!