I Own Forum Games Now

I own forum games now.

I showed you a cool post in off-topic and you abandoned Forum Games.

i own forum games now.

נכתב על ידי brianwl, 03.04.2017 at 06:32

I showed you a cool post in off-topic and you abandoned Forum Games.

i own forum games now.

Which Off-Topic post was it?

Oh - sounded like you were doing a spin-off of the forum game My Hill, but you called 'I Own Forum Games Now' instead:

Was just going with it!

(but i guess i was wrong). <----- For Trystane ♥
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This is a forum game, I am just posting it here in the off-topic section because I can remember it being pretty fun.
In this game, a player starts with control of an epic hill but is under threat of attack, the next poster can use dat imagination of his to come up with a way to get rid of the hills current owner and declare it his own.

FOR EXAMPLE:
PLAYER 1: Nobody is on the hill so I take it! MY HILL!
PLAYER 2: I throw a rock at you and you fall of the hill MY HILL!
PLAYER 1: I get up and push you off the hill! MY HILL!
PLAYER 3: While you two are fighting, I rain down arrows, killing both of you! MY HILL!
PLAYER 1: I use player 2's body as a meat shield and survive! MY HILL!
PLAYER 2: I duck before the arrows hit me and you get hit! MY HILL!
PLAYER 3: I use home-made grenades to bombard the hill and blow you up! MY HILL!

Be sure to write down as many unique ideas as you wish, and be sure to end your post with "MY HILL!" otherwise you won't own the hill!

RULES
You have to actually have a reason for taking the hill. Saying "You deaded my hill" is not a proper answer.
Do not spam the thread with the same comment, some variety please
When you post a comment, someone has to be in control the hill. The hill must have an owner.

If any players break these rules you can immediately discard their message and respond to the person before him.

I will Start!

Nobody is on the hill so I take it! MY HILL!

I keel you and take MY HILL.

I am resuscitated by sweet nurse giving CPR. You pretend you have a heart-attack so she will give you CPR, and she leaves you on the ground.
I roll you off - MY HILL♥

I casually walk up the hill and declare it MY HILL, because you just can't handle the Phoenix

I go into politics and convince the population you are an evil capitalist. The part of the hill you stand on Brexits from the rest of the hill. The shock is too much for you, and you die in a show of flames and combustion. I feed Donald Trump your ashes, pretending it's shepherd's pie. The act consumes your ashes, so you can't be reborn. It's now MY HILL.

I pick IF and spam RP tanks. MY HILL!

I put on velvet glove and your IF tanks join my side. It only takes a minute for them to remove you from MY HILL!

נכתב על ידי brianwl, 03.04.2017 at 17:50

I put on velvet glove and your IF tanks join my side. It only takes a minute for them to remove you from MY HILL!

See I told you I own forum games. We made a damn game on this post!

I use an actually proper SM Ukraine expansion and wipe out all your tanks and fly you away from MY HILL!

I use rpfag anti tank and anti air units to take MY HILL!

I use my superior scenario power to expel the lesser scenario guy from MY HILL!

I am voldemort only my body can die. I posess Zeph and feed off his life energy, he becomes my minion and all his possesions are belong to me now. Much amaze. MY HILL. Wow

Collapse the Earth into a neutron star so that all hill and mountains are flattened and don't exist anymore.

Everywhere is hill now.

God owes me for past services. He reverses time until my hill was MY HILL!

I get GC to lock and remove you so now its MY HILL.

GC changes his mind and unlocks the thread just like the popular lists one, which gives me the chance to purge you anti-Zizou heretics and rightfully claim MY HILL!

Zizou late joins your hill, you lose the hill, I late join zizou, MY HILL

I invoke the mod power of our grand and glorious master Cthulhu to relock the thread and permaban your IP and with you no longer existing I rightfully claim MY HILL!

I ride my desert stormfront helicopter packed with 24 marines to the hill,with a massive outmanueverment i take over your hill and turn it in to MY HILL !!!!!!

I simply walk up the hill and politely ask you to hand over My Hill. Since I've been polite, you've got no option but to concede My Hill.

I turn your own weapons against you, doing the exact same thing as you did to claim MY HILL!

I rush your capital t3 with IF...
MY HILL !

I fund Ukraine and tell him to rush the hill and he does so successfully making it MY HILL!

I wait until Putin kills your Ukraine. Then it's My Hill.

I point to your signature line, and without saying a thing, you hand over control of MY HILL ♥

נכתב על ידי Caesar Immortus, 04.04.2017 at 15:07

I invoke the mod power of our grand and glorious master Cthulhu to relock the thread and permaban your IP and with you no longer existing I rightfully claim MY HILL!

Cthulhu is in my clan he would speak to me before ban, during which time I set up vpn and keep coming back with guest accounts melting Brianwls brain with frustration so much that he deletes his account (will miss u)... and ofcourse its MY HILL

I stab Phoenix in the neck and take MY HILL!