The Church of the All Powerful Balanced Breakfast

I've notices all these threads about different religions and churches so I thought I'd share my faith with you all. We worship the all holy Cornbread Muffin that wandered the planet long before the existence of man to gather up his holy disciples such as Bacon, Toast, Waffle, Orange Juice, and of course Egg. He did so to ensure that when the time for man to come into power came, we would be properly nourished every morning so that we could live our lives and do all the great things that we do like, invent gadgets, cure diseases and play Afterwind.

I just thought I'd give you all a brief summery of my belief system. I'm not asking anyone to convert. I just want you all to consider these things every time you get up in the morning and start your day off with a well balanced breakfast.

May the Cornbread Muffin watch over you all.

Amen.

>full English breakfast
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Go vegetarian. Bacon sucks.

Don't think I could abandon my beloved bacon...

Hilarious

No hostility between are 2 churches I suppose? And btw what do you guys call yourselfs? I wanna know.




WE ARE THE LILIANS WHAT R U!

I worship the almighty saussage god

We call ourselves Breakians

Lord zizou shall strike all of you heretics down, just wait til week 74.

I'll do my best to make sure that Cyprus gets its well balanced breakfast by week 73

Lol

This is pig disgusting thread. Kolonelism blesses all cursed in viewing of this thread with a 12 pc bucket

Hang all infidels hh -) m m m -) -)