Rise of the zizouist Caliphate

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פורסם על ידי Khalifah Fruit, 21.07.2014 - 02:24

As-salami Aleichem brothers, It is with much strife in my heart and conscience that I must declare a new age of zealotry in response to constant threats to the true faith. No longer shall we look upon the swine with silent reproach, the time has come for us to take the issue into our hands and offer them only conversion or death. Today will mark the creation of the Great Caliphate of zizouism, former organizations heretofore known as Knights Zizlar and the Vafikangian Guard will be annexed and dismantled to form up the one and only Caliphate in effort to conquer all infidels and achieve the ultimate goal; Pax Zizana. This will serve as a call-to-arms to all true believers, and all coalitions are now declared null and void, all are servants to our great lord zizou. Our brothers' freedom to pray and live a life fulfilled is currently being besieged by the infidel, and thus I have no other choice but to declare a great jihad upon the "Senate of the People's Collective", they have outright refused to acknowledge zizou as the ultimate and true god, and therefore they must be cleansed by fire and sword. Furthermore, they are brazen enough to deem themselves equal to zizou in having titles amongst men, their decadent nature and hubris shall be their downfall. Do I have your allegiance my brothers? We shall strike the infidel at their heart and leave nothing to bear come morrow. To the most loyal of sons the rewards will be many, may all followers of zizou leave their coalitions and join me in uniting the world under one leader, one religion, Praise zizou! zizou is great!

Professor Adog The Imperial Academy הודעות: 1852 מ: UK	22.07.2014 - 00:06 Professor Adog נכתב על ידי Columna Durruti, 21.07.2014 at 21:57 Please send this gift to the Senate. Thanks! טוען... טוען...
Meester Veni Vidi Vici הודעות: 3256	22.07.2014 - 01:32 Meester נכתב על ידי Professor Adog, 22.07.2014 at 00:06 נכתב על ידי Columna Durruti, 21.07.2014 at 21:57 Please send this gift to the Senate. Thanks! During the next senate meeting, please leave this horse which is clearly a gift, unguarded. טוען... טוען...
Fruit zizonists הודעות: 1654 מ: צ׳כיה	22.07.2014 - 01:45 Fruit They have fallen into our trap brothers, they will see it is truly a gift and not a trojan horse and succumb to our kindness! Nothing kills like kindness! zizou akbar! ---- נכתב על ידי Amok, 31.08.2012 at 03:10 Fruit's theory is correct נכתב על ידי tophat, 30.08.2012 at 21:04 Fruit is right טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	22.07.2014 - 02:26 Black Shark החשבון נמחק Senate too stronk for stupidifate טוען... טוען...
Deleted User 299415 החשבון נמחק	22.07.2014 - 04:36 JUGERS2 Let the fight begin.Zizou i am under ur control if u want do me one kamikaze warrior i would give my life for u. ---- טוען... טוען...
Nero Illyria הודעות: 3760 מ: USA	23.07.2014 - 20:52 Nero Praise zizou! bump! ---- Laochra¹: i pray to the great zizou, that my tb stops the airtrans of the yellow infidel טוען... טוען...
Quantum027 First Order הודעות: 1201 מ: USA	23.07.2014 - 23:36 Quantum027 So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner. טוען... טוען...
Khalifah Fruit Zizouist Caliphate הודעות: 10	24.07.2014 - 02:41 Khalifah Fruit The Caliphate has been formed, all are welcome to serve under the great khalifa in his personal army. נכתב על ידי Quantum027, 23.07.2014 at 23:36 So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. There is but one resolution to this issue, complete and unconditional surrender - you are to be subjugated into the theocratic system and abide by zizouist law. zizou is merciful and will allow you autonomy, but conversion is mandatory. ---- al-Khulafāʾu Fruit ar-Srbija, first of his name, son of zizou and successor of Ironail. Defender of the weak and slayer of the decadent; Gaze upon the sun and it will blind, rather gaze upon the moon and know a fortunate fate comes to those who join late. טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	24.07.2014 - 03:09 Black Shark החשבון נמחק נכתב על ידי Quantum027, 23.07.2014 at 23:36 So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner. I will fight for the Senate. Say the word and I'll go all l33t hax0rz in them. טוען... טוען...
Tirpitz406 ENIGMA הודעות: 2927 מ: גרמניה	25.07.2014 - 11:44 Tirpitz406 נכתב על ידי Guest, 24.07.2014 at 03:09 נכתב על ידי Quantum027, 23.07.2014 at 23:36 So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner. I will fight for the Senate. Say the word and I'll go all l33t hax0rz in them. gg senate lost ---- טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	25.07.2014 - 11:48 Black Shark החשבון נמחק נכתב על ידי Tirpitz406, 25.07.2014 at 11:44 נכתב על ידי Guest, 24.07.2014 at 03:09 נכתב על ידי Quantum027, 23.07.2014 at 23:36 So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner. I will fight for the Senate. Say the word and I'll go all l33t hax0rz in them. gg senate lost THE WAR IS NOT LOST! THE WAR IS NOT LOST! טוען... טוען...
Nero Illyria הודעות: 3760 מ: USA	29.07.2014 - 18:38 Nero News from the front! news from the front! This heathen senate has decided in mutual agreement to ban the lord and savior from their maps! We should not tolerate such heresy! Down with the senate! ---- Laochra¹: i pray to the great zizou, that my tb stops the airtrans of the yellow infidel טוען... טוען...
Pinheiro הודעות: 1603 מ: Brazil	29.07.2014 - 20:34 Pinheiro נכתב על ידי Nero, 29.07.2014 at 18:38 This heathen senate has decided in mutual agreement to ban the lord and savior from their maps! We should not tolerate such heresy! That's it! ---- "Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms". טוען... טוען...
Meester Veni Vidi Vici הודעות: 3256	29.07.2014 - 20:57 Meester The senate has dissolved rejoice my brothers! טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	30.07.2014 - 01:42 Black Shark החשבון נמחק Nonsense, what is this nonsense!? ARGH, THE WAR IS NOT LOST. I REPEAT, THE WAR IS NOT LOST! טוען... טוען...
Aetius Optimates הודעות: 1429 מ: USA	+1 30.07.2014 - 15:34 Aetius The Senate is rallying under our Tik-toks banner, we will return much stronger! טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	31.07.2014 - 00:37 Black Shark החשבון נמחק נכתב על ידי Aetius, 30.07.2014 at 15:34 The Senate is rallying under our Tik-toks banner, we will return much stronger! We're cumin 4 ya. טוען... טוען...
Fruit zizonists הודעות: 1654 מ: צ׳כיה	31.07.2014 - 01:05 Fruit THE JIHAD IS SUCCESSFUL! We will wipe the remnants of the infidel from this earth! Zizou Akbar! Never let your faith falter, if ever there was proof of zizou's divine will it was at this very moment. ---- נכתב על ידי Amok, 31.08.2012 at 03:10 Fruit's theory is correct נכתב על ידי tophat, 30.08.2012 at 21:04 Fruit is right טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	31.07.2014 - 02:44 Black Shark החשבון נמחק נכתב על ידי Fruit, 31.07.2014 at 01:05 THE JIHAD IS SUCCESSFUL! We will wipe the remnants of the infidel from this earth! Zizou Akbar! Never let your faith falter, if ever there was proof of zizou's divine will it was at this very moment. Not yet, not yet! THE WAR IS NOT LOST! טוען... טוען...
SyrianDevil Illyria הודעות: 2332	07.08.2014 - 15:19 SyrianDevil You idiots get relgions in online game and figth ..................... and fuck off from this jihad staffs you dont even know what jihad mean fruit ---- Our next Moments are Tomorrows Memories טוען... טוען...
Black Shark החשבון נמחק	08.08.2014 - 02:50 Black Shark החשבון נמחק נכתב על ידי SyrianDevil, 07.08.2014 at 15:19 You idiots get relgions in online game and figth ..................... and fuck off from this jihad staffs you dont even know what jihad mean fruit Wait, what? No no.. this cant be. NO NO NO. טוען... טוען...
Meester Veni Vidi Vici הודעות: 3256	08.08.2014 - 07:06 Meester נכתב על ידי Guest, 08.08.2014 at 02:50 נכתב על ידי SyrianDevil, 07.08.2014 at 15:19 You idiots get relgions in online game and figth ..................... and fuck off from this jihad staffs you dont even know what jihad mean fruit Wait, what? No no.. this cant be. NO NO NO. I'll prepare the stake... טוען... טוען...
2011 Account Zizouist Caliphate הודעות: 2	22.04.2017 - 20:23 2011 Account נכתב על ידי Nero, 23.07.2014 at 20:52 Praise zizou! bump! Praise zizou! טוען... טוען...
Desu הודעות: 898 מ: Canada	23.04.2017 - 22:32 Desu נכתב על ידי Guest, 22.04.2017 at 22:44 Desu never failed us...! I ask you all convert to Desuism as he is the one true god. Sup? Necroposting hard. טוען... טוען...

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