MISSING PERSON ENQUIRY

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

Zoe | 24.01.2024

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Zoe

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מ: Vatican

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24.01.2024 - 09:15

Zoe

Don't ~~shoot~~ ban the messenger!

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GAbe the BABe
Niki

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מ: USA

24.01.2024 - 09:25

GAbe the BABe

I miss him tooo

((( i loved his presence and i miss it dearly. It reminded me of a gentle lovers embrace. The warmth of the setting sun as it softly caresses my skin. The comfort of my favorite body pillow (of Dave). The loving touch of an 80 stack of marines taking my open capital. Dave I miss you. Please come back
-A concerned citizen

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Spartans300
The Immortals

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מ: USA

24.01.2024 - 10:08

Spartans300

I can start a "Go Fund Me" page.....

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Elon Musk.
TURAN

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מ: אזרבייג'אן

24.01.2024 - 11:14

Elon Musk.

WTF MAN

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clovis1122
Epic Clan

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מ: הרפובליקה הדומיניקנית

24.01.2024 - 14:02

clovis1122

I know his whereabouts. Any message you'd like to send him?

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

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מ: Canada

24.01.2024 - 17:00

Tokugawa

נכתב על ידי Zoe, 24.01.2024 at 09:15

Don't ~~shoot~~ ban the messenger!

I have an idea to save the game.. we should auction off your game chair everything 3 months

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Obi-Wan Kenobi
Guardia Toscana

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מ: אקוודור

24.01.2024 - 17:46

Obi-Wan Kenobi

La silla.

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sirivann
First Order

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מ: צ׳ילה

24.01.2024 - 20:22

sirivann

SID IS THE IMPOSTER

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SHEIKH
I Cesari

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מ: איטליה

24.01.2024 - 22:07

SHEIKH

Plot twist... Dave is nobody but clovis' alt. gg no re gx

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Zoe

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מ: Vatican

25.01.2024 - 03:10

Zoe

Come home, Dave! I've found a cow and someone that can milk it. We have enough!

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

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מ: Canada

25.01.2024 - 10:36

Tokugawa

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I_Hate_You_All
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מ: מקסיקו

25.01.2024 - 11:38

I_Hate_You_All

We all love u Zoe

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Superhero

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מ: USA

25.01.2024 - 12:40

Superhero

Oh my word LOL

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

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מ: Canada

25.01.2024 - 15:21

Tokugawa

נכתב על ידי I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

Do you like gorillas.

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sirivann
First Order

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מ: צ׳ילה

25.01.2024 - 20:28

sirivann

נכתב על ידי I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

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I_Hate_You_All
Epic Clan

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25.01.2024 - 21:52

I_Hate_You_All

נכתב על ידי sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

נכתב על ידי I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Zoe is a girl REEEEEEEE.

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woojoo
Ship of Theseus

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מ: USA

26.01.2024 - 01:11

woojoo

We miss you dave

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kiblast

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26.01.2024 - 03:57

kiblast

Pelease Dave Milk me

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General_Baldwin

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26.01.2024 - 09:49

General_Baldwin

Dave, I've got some milk, come back please, Zoe misses you

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Computer1211
Epic Clan

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27.01.2024 - 19:11

Computer1211

Welp

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General_Baldwin

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29.01.2024 - 08:44

General_Baldwin

נכתב על ידי Tokugawa, 26.01.2024 at 16:37

נכתב על ידי sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

נכתב על ידי I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Sirivan I can kick your ass in realife

Bro I thought Canadians were nice XD

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Dave (אדמין)
Benevolent Dictators

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מ: USA

30.01.2024 - 05:06

Dave (אדמין)

נכתב על ידי Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

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All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer,
but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
--Sun Tzu

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Ghostface
Epic Clan

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מ: מקדוניה

30.01.2024 - 07:53

Ghostface

נכתב על ידי Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

נכתב על ידי Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Oh wow that's a winning combo right there , hope you guys have a great time

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Zoe

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מ: Vatican

30.01.2024 - 08:46

Zoe

נכתב על ידי Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

נכתב על ידי Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

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I_Hate_You_All
Epic Clan

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מ: מקסיקו

30.01.2024 - 12:49

I_Hate_You_All

Zoe best at war girl

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clovis1122
Epic Clan

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מ: הרפובליקה הדומיניקנית

30.01.2024 - 22:57

clovis1122

נכתב על ידי Zoe, 30.01.2024 at 08:46

נכתב על ידי Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

נכתב על ידי Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

הודעות: 820
מ: Canada

02.02.2024 - 11:16

Tokugawa

נכתב על ידי I_Hate_You_All, 30.01.2024 at 12:49

Zoe best at war girl

the good girl

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BalkanBeast
Epic Clan

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מ: קרואטיה

03.02.2024 - 12:47

BalkanBeast

This post is hilarious. Thanks for posting. The best part:

"Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan."

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